Teams

Washington Team Profiles 2016

Washington Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles If it wasn’t obvious to you that new HC Jay Gruden didn’t like like RG3…then you weren’t paying attention. Also, If you didn’t see that QB Kirk Cousins was the better quarterback in Washington…then you weren’t paying attention either. It was an unpopular move … Continue reading Washington Team Profiles 2016

Tennessee Titans Team Profile 2016

Tennessee Titans Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles On November 3, 2015, the Titans relieved Ken Whisenhunt of head coaching duties and announced that Asst HC Mike Mularkey would step in as interim head coach for the remainder of the 2015 season. On January 16, 2016, Tennessee officially named Mularkey as … Continue reading Tennessee Titans Team Profile 2016

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Team Profile 2016

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles For Lovie Smith, an 8-24 record after two years in Tampa Bay = FIRED!  Smith was a head coach in the NFL for 11 years, he had a winning percentage of .500 and never won a post-season game. Gone now from the … Continue reading Tampa Bay Buccaneers Team Profile 2016

Los Angeles Rams Team Profile 2016

Los Angeles Rams Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles The NFL football team now known as the Los Angeles Rams played in St. Louis, Missouri as the St. Louis Rams from the 1995 through the 2015 seasons. Although it seems like Jeff Fisher has been head coach for the Rams for … Continue reading Los Angeles Rams Team Profile 2016

Seattle Seahawks Team Profile 2016

Seattle Seahawks Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Pete Carroll began coaching the Seattle Seahawks in 2010, and it took a couple of seasons to turn the team into his winning organization. 2010 and 2011 both ended in 7-9 seasons. In 2012 HC Carroll drafted Russell Wilson with the 12th pick … Continue reading Seattle Seahawks Team Profile 2016

San Francisco 49ers Team Profile 2016

San Francisco 49ers Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Fill in the blank……. ___________ wants out of San Francisco. You could put many current SF players here. (You knew things were bad when former 49ers Jim Harbaugh left. Harbaugh was a winning coach, he never had a losing season, he went … Continue reading San Francisco 49ers Team Profile 2016

San Diego Chargers Team Profile 2016

San Diego Chargers Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles After starting out 2-2 in 2015, the Chargers went 2-10 for the remainder of the NFL season. The team had its worst season since 2003 with that 4–12 record. Mike McCoy became the head coach of the San Diego Chargers on January … Continue reading San Diego Chargers Team Profile 2016

Pittsburgh Steelers Team Profile 2016

Pittsburgh Steelers Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Mike Tomlin became the Pittsburgh Steelers head coach on January 22, 2007, which will make 2016 his 10th year. Tomlin has never had a losing season with Pittsburgh. Despite key players suffering serious injuries, the Steelers had another winning season in 2015, with … Continue reading Pittsburgh Steelers Team Profile 2016

Oakland Raiders Team Profile 2016

Oakland Raiders Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Jack Del Rio is heading into his 2nd season as head coach of the Oakland Raiders. Del Rio was hired in January 2015….previously the head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars from 2003 until 2011. Did you know Del Rio was drafted by the … Continue reading Oakland Raiders Team Profile 2016

New York Jets Team Profile 2016

New York Jets Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Todd Bowles became the 18th head coach in Jet’s team history on January 14, 2015. Bowles worked as a defensive coordinator for the Arizona Cardinals in 2013 and 2014. Usually, a new head coach is given a pass on his 1st year, … Continue reading New York Jets Team Profile 2016

New York Giants Team Profile 2016

New York Giants Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles After 12 years of being the New York Giants head coach, ol’ grumpy pants is out ( forced to “resign”). Tom Coughlin’s run in New York was a good one, having only 4 losing seasons out of the 12, and two Super … Continue reading New York Giants Team Profile 2016

New Orleans Saints Team Profile 2016

New Orleans Saints Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Both HC Sean Payton (currently the highest paid head coach in the NFL) and QB Drew Brees (currently the 5th highest paid QB in the NFL) are both up for new contracts. Meanwhile, the Saints have had 3 losing seasons out of … Continue reading New Orleans Saints Team Profile 2016

New England Patriots Team Profile 2016

New England Patriots Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles One has to wonder if New England fans know just how good they’ve had it? Has winning become insipid and lackluster….like hearing Meryl Streep nominated for another Oscar? ( As one of the many loyal Lion’s fan, we’d be happy just to … Continue reading New England Patriots Team Profile 2016

Minnesota Vikings Team Profile 2016

Minnesota Vikings Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles The Vikings topped the NFC North Division in 2015, with a winning record of 11-5. If Minnesota history stays true however, head coach Mike Zimmer had better have another winning season in 2016, if he wants to keep his job. In 2009, HC … Continue reading Minnesota Vikings Team Profile 2016

Miami Dolphins Team Profile 2016

Miami Dolphins Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles 9 in 11 years. Some were only interim, but that’s how many head coaches the Miami Dolphins have had since 2004. There’s been so many, we forget who’s been there. Here goes….Wannstedt, Bates, Saban, Cameron, Sparano, Bowles, Philbin, Campbell and Gase. The Miami … Continue reading Miami Dolphins Team Profile 2016

Kansas City Chiefs Team Profile 2016

Kansas City Chiefs Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles One week after Kansas City’s loss to New England in the divisional round of the playoffs, Chiefs head coach Andy Reid was still insisting that his team did everything right during in the clock management department over the game’s final 6:30. Ummm….no. … Continue reading Kansas City Chiefs Team Profile 2016

Jacksonville Jaguars Team Profile 2016

Jacksonville Jaguars Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Taking a quarterback in the 1st round of NFL drafts is a big gamble. Names like Manziel, Manuel, Locker, Gabbert, Ponder, Tebow are all examples of 1st  Round draft picks and gobs of money…..gambled away. Jacksonville used their 3rd overall pick on QB … Continue reading Jacksonville Jaguars Team Profile 2016

Indianapolis Colts Team Profile 2016

Indianapolis Colts Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles The Indianapolis Colts’ seasons turned around when they drafted QB Andrew Luck first overall in the 2012 NFL Draft. The Colts won the AFC South Division in 2013 and 2014. The Indianapolis Colts’ season also turned around when QB Andrew Luck was injured … Continue reading Indianapolis Colts Team Profile 2016

Houston Texans Team Profile 2016

Houston Texans Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles There have been four head coaches of the AFC South Division Houston Texans. Don Capers was the first, followed by Gary Kubiak, who was fired mid-season on December 6, 2013. ( He was replaced on an interim basis by defensive coordinator Wade Phillips … Continue reading Houston Texans Team Profile 2016

Green Bay Packers Team Profile 2016

Green Bay Packers Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Is it a coincidence, that in 4 years with WR Jordy Nelson, the Green Bay Packers won 4 straight division titles, but without him, the Minnesota Vikings enjoyed the honors. ( Nelson tore his left ACL in August 2015.) HC Mike McCarthy … Continue reading Green Bay Packers Team Profile 2016

Detroit Lions Team Profile 2016

Detroit Lions Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Near the end of 2015, Detroit Lions owner Martha Ford addressed her team and consequently fired team president Tom Lewand and general manager Martin Mayhew. With a 7-9 losing season, some would agree that HC Jim Caldwell should have gotten the boot as … Continue reading Detroit Lions Team Profile 2016

Denver Broncos Team Profile 2016

Denver Broncos Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles QB Peyton Manning got his 2nd Super Bowl ring, and the football world got what they were clamoring for. The “Sheriff” now has the green light to go out on top….if he wants to. It was the Broncos 3rd Super Bowl victory since … Continue reading Denver Broncos Team Profile 2016

Dallas Cowboys Team Profile 2016

Dallas Cowboys Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Somebody is going to make a lot of money in 2016, and they may not even have to play a single down of football. Most assuredly, Dallas owner Jerry Jones is never going into another NFL season with a sub par quarterback backing … Continue reading Dallas Cowboys Team Profile 2016

Cleveland Browns Team Profile 2016

Cleveland Browns Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles You have to hand it to Browns fans…..year after year their drafts are bad, their NFL seasons are bad and often their player’s off-the-field headlines are bad, but the fans remain loyal and the dog pound comes out regardless. The Brown’s first round … Continue reading Cleveland Browns Team Profile 2016

Cincinnati Bengals Team Profile 2016

Cincinnati Bengals Team Profile 2016 by Utter-Fantasy Writer & Illustrator Doug Bowles Marvin Lewis is one of the head coaches on the NFL hot seat…..2016…2015…2014….2013…etc etc etc. If I had a dollar every time I heard that Marvin Lewis was on the hot seat, I could afford to pay Marvin Lewis! In 2015, the Bengals … Continue reading Cincinnati Bengals Team Profile 2016

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